BEFORE & AFTER MARRIAGE

Before Marriage:

John - At last, I can hardly wait!
Jane – Do you want me to leave?
John – NO, don't even think about it.
Jane – Do you love me?
John – Of course! Always have, always will.
Jane – Have you ever cheated on me?
John – NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane – Will you kiss me?
John – Every chance I get.
Jane – Will you ever hit me?
John - Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane – Can I trust you?
John – Yes.
Jane – Darling!





After Marriage:


Jane – Darling!
John – Yes.
Jane – Can I trust you?
John - Hell no! Are you crazy?
Jane – Will you ever hit me?
John – Every chance I get.
Jane – Will you kiss me?
John – NO! Why are you even asking?
Jane – Have you ever cheated on me?
John – Of course! Always have, always will.
Jane – Do you love me?
John – NO, don't even think about it.
Jane – Do you want me to leave?
John - At last, I can hardly wait